DON'T TRUST THE B---- IN APARTMENT 23 SEASON 1
DON'T TRUST THE B---- IN APARTMENT 23 SEASON 1
June moves to Manhattan for a dream job and the perfect company apartment, only to have them disappear in a puff of reality, thanks to a CEO from the Bernie Madoff school of embezzlement. Deep in debt and out on the streets, June scrambles to land a job and place to live.
EPISODE 1: Celebrity actor James Van Der Beek's bitchy friend Chloe rents a room in her New York building to naive, ambitious country girl June Colburn. As usual, Chloe expects to cheat and pester the tenant to leave without her deposit. To James's amusement and winning Chloe's respect, June puts up a surprisingly good fight. Reward and revenge come rolled into one, in all senses naked proof that June's fiancé Steven is a serial cheater.
EPISODE 2: Studly biker Scott is too attractive for June to turn down the blind date Chloe pushes her to, which even leads to great sex. Her reluctance to go on when she finds out Scott is Chloe's estranged father graduates to indignant shock when her mother arrives, in a wheelchair, desperate to patch up her broken marriage. Nosy neighbor Eli analyzes the psychological minefield.
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James Van Der Beek accepted a part without reading the script just so he could work with child star Kiernan Shipka, but it's a body swap and learning to be a pre-teen girl in his studly body proves extremely hard. he does however learn to appreciate fan adoration again. Chloe makes most of her yearly income during the annual half week UN general assembly opening. Yet she finds that too exhausting and wants an assistant like James's. To avoiding paying one, she takes a foster daughter, Molly, and tricks unsuspecting June to sign up as Lesbian co-guardian. Naively ...
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EPISODE 4: Chloe gives June a much-needed lesson in self-confidence, which backfires when her protege steals the spotlight from her, going night-clubbing with James in her place. A showdown at a swanky wedding.
EPISODE 5: James cheerfully profits from his popularity by launching his own, butt-flattering jeans line, even though it's hell on his literally crushed manhood. His manager Luther refuses further credit as long as Chloe hasn't read his script, and rent is due. Just when June despairs, praise for her home made jam inspires selling a batch of it. Chloe helps her, but actually sells Eli secret camera footage for a fetish website, without factoring in that only pays off after 50 days and his day job is food inspector. June finds out, but Chloe sees no reason to apologetic, on the ...
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